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Appearance

EthnicityAsian
National heritageChinese
BuildVoluptuous
Height213 cm or taller
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorBlack
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsExotic animal, Other, I own a farm
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleRice grain farmer

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDramas, Situation comedies, Reality shows, Soaps, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsThe Wonderful Life of Ching Ching
Favorite movies typesAdult
Favorite moviesSpy Kids
Music typesReggae
Favorite artistsThat one lady with big booty
Reading selectionFantasy
HobbiesDancing

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingOne or two
Social behaviorFriendly
Friends describe asSomeone they want to be
In High School I was a(n)Jock
Sense of humorSlapstick
My great timeHanging out with friends, Trying new things, Playing dress-up

Views

Political viewsNot sure
Goal in lifeTo get lampshades with Donald Trump, Godzilla, and my face on them and sell them to orphans in Russia.

Looking For

Must haveGreat skills, Flirtatiousness
Look for in a partnerTo be able to play some games with Donald Trump and Godzilla while wearing a leather thong.
On the first dateGoing to the Effiel Tower and and hula hoop naked with Donald Trump and Godzilla while we are wearing fedoras and neck ties. Then have tomato sauce red all over our bodies. We will be singing Jewish songs as well.