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Amish Datin' & Masturbatin'

I am 4'5, perfect boobie height, I have green pubic hair. I like getting milkshakes rubbed on my tits, and i'm a wily little amish slut. When you show me your ankles i drool like a wet dog in heat. I like long walks in the wheat fields near the cows at 'bout 3 in the morning, we can have some wild ass intercourse.

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Appearance

EthnicityOther
BuildBodybuilder
Height4' 11" (150 cm) or shorter
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureButt
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionDwarfism

Education & Employment

SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusUnemployed
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleBitchin' Pimp, yo

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesSoaps, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsGolden Girls
Black & Juicy college girls
Porn Tv
Favorite movies typesRomance, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesshort bus
Music typesVacuum cleaner noises, Gospel
Favorite artistsHoover
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Business, Classic, Computers
Favorite books50 shades of gray
Idea of funLong walks in the grain fields where women show me dos sexy ankles, yes yes i love sexy amish ankles >=)
HobbiesReligion, spirituality, Shopping

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorDark
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timePlaying dress-up
Always wanted to tryanal

Views

Political viewsAnarchist
ReligionBaha'i
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeTo become an Iranian war soldier so I can use their extreme battle cries to seduce women. I would also like to be a fire truck.

Looking For

Look for in a partnerI like women that know how to wear a sexy hijab. I really find magic tricks extremely irresistible.
On the first dateI would steal some bread from children, with my pet monkey of course. We have matching Fezzes. Okay then, you discretely meet me in the upstairs of some shack. Then we fight these armed dudes. We win of course. Then we burst into song, together. Then we jump from building to building, bouncing off clothed awnings, which shouldn't be able to support our weight. Well, maybe mine. But you're fat. Fucking Cartoons. Okay, then we like roll in the sand, and fly on magic carpets and meet pedophile genies. Then you pay the bill.