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My Cat(s)

Does your cat live indoors or outdoors?Outdoors
What is your cat's name?dog
Do you have other pets beside cat?Yes
If yes, which ones?all of them
Do you have more than one cat?Yes
What breed is your cat?dog
What gender is your cat?Male
Do you take your cat with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Your cat's favorite toymy dick
Is it necessary that your partner also have a cat?Yes
Where did you get your cat from?Other

My Dog(s)

What is your dog's name?cat
What breed is your dog?cat
How old is your dog?cat
What gender is your dog?Female
Does your dog live indoors or outdoors?Indoors
Do you have other pets beside dog?Yes
If yes, which ones?all of them
Do you have more than one dog?Yes
Do you take your dog with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Your dog's favorite toymy other dick
Does your dog wear a muzzle?Yes
Is it necessary that your partner also have a dog?Yes
Where did you get your dog from?Found it


National heritageZimbabwean
Height4' 11" (150 cm) or shorter
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorPlatinum
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Other piercings
Health ConditionBurn victim
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Relationship StatusWidowed
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

Job Titlegynecologist

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, I don't like TV, I wish I had a TV, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsmy cousins sage act because he wants to learn how to be a real boy, not a tranny girl with a penish that he plays with every 5 minutes ;)
Favorite movies typesI'm a movie actor
Favorite moviesi act in all of them scientology shows we have to make in our village.
Music typesVacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist
Favorite artistsmy communities only vaccum
Reading selectionFantasy, Religious
Favorite booksi like my one and only savior simon christ.
Idea of funfeeding all of my pets and petting my children, not in a sex way tho.
HobbiesReligion, spirituality, Gambling, Volunteering


SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorBoisterous
Friends describe asA troll
In High School I was a(n)Jock
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timeExtreme sports, Playing dress-up, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryi like the cemetery


Political viewsAnarchist
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeto have sex with all of the animals on earth and make some killer brownies

Looking For

Must haveMoney, Power, Passiveness
Look for in a partnera succ and farm animals
On the first datefirst I would take him to the amish community gardens i live in with my parents jedediah iii and orpah then we would take a walk down to the mud pit where I had my first kiss with josiah (our family's pet horse), last year, and then Ii would take you to the back of the woods where I would let you find that secret piercing ;)