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I have a beautiful beard

If you don't have at least 3 bars at your house, I don't wanna talk. Also, I'm satan.

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Appearance

EthnicityOther
National heritageKyrgyz
BuildThick
Height213 cm or taller
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureButt
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other, Other piercings
Health ConditionDwarfism
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusWidowed
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, I own a farm
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleBeard Model

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsI like looking at the black screen.
Favorite movies typesI'm a movie actor
Favorite movies"Black Screen"
"Black Screen 2: Return of the Screen"
"Black Screen 3: Let me hear you Screen"
"Black Screen 4: The Conclusion"
"Black Screen 5: SIKE"
Music typesVacuum cleaner noises
Favorite artistsI love me some vacuum cleaner noises
Reading selectionI don't like reading
Favorite booksWhat's a book?
Idea of funI find no joy in life.
HobbiesGambling

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timeGoing to a casino

Views

Political viewsSocialist
ReligionIslam
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeTo find an amish who loves me

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerSomeone who also likes looking at blank tv screens
On the first dateLooking at a blank TV screen