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Appearance
Ethnicity | Other |
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National heritage | Kyrgyz |
Build | Thick |
Height | 213 cm or taller |
Eye Color | Blue |
Hair Color | Salt and pepper |
Hair Length | Waist length |
Facial Hair | Full beard |
Best feature | Butt |
Body Art | Belly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other, Other piercings |
Health Condition | Dwarfism |
My Attractiveness | Very attractive |
Situation
Relationship Status | Widowed |
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Has children | Three or more |
Wants kids | Yes |
Housing Situation | There is always a party going on |
Living Arrangements | With kid(s) |
Wants to Relocate | No |
Have Pets | Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, I own a farm |
Has a car | Yes |
Education & Employment
Education | High school Diploma - GED or equivalent |
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Specialty | Other |
Employment Status | Full-time |
Annual income | $2,500,000 + |
Job Title | Beard Model |
Leisure & Fun
TV preferences | I don't like TV |
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Favorite TV shows | I like looking at the black screen. |
Favorite movies types | I'm a movie actor |
Favorite movies | "Black Screen" "Black Screen 2: Return of the Screen" "Black Screen 3: Let me hear you Screen" "Black Screen 4: The Conclusion" "Black Screen 5: SIKE" |
Music types | Vacuum cleaner noises |
Favorite artists | I love me some vacuum cleaner noises |
Reading selection | I don't like reading |
Favorite books | What's a book? |
Idea of fun | I find no joy in life. |
Hobbies | Gambling |
Personality
Smoker | Smoke heavily (10+ a day) |
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Drinking | Heavy drinker |
Social behavior | Fire starter |
Friends describe as | I don't have any friends |
In High School I was a(n) | Cool dude |
Sense of humor | I never laugh |
My great time | Going to a casino |
Views
Political views | Socialist |
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Religion | Islam |
Attend religious services | Every day |
Goal in life | To find an amish who loves me |
Looking For
Must have | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness, Passiveness |
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Look for in a partner | Someone who also likes looking at blank tv screens |
On the first date | Looking at a blank TV screen |